It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ dicks look like

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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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If you don’t know every single second of this song like the back of your hand then get out of my life

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